Yours For Only $3,950

There's a new kid on the block. An allergy-free kid. That's right, it's a cat that does not make 'beans sneeze, wheeze or itch. Not that any little monster has done that to me. I am a cowboy, you know. And for only $3,950 (plus shipping, handling and other processing fees) one of these kids can be headed to your home!

I'm talking about the Allerca GD hypoallergenic cat. At $3,950, this cat reportedly is less than some of the more exotic breeds. ALLERCA offers payment options.

The ALLERCA cat is not a test-tube baby, I think. If I understand what I read on Allerca's website, the company utilizes "naturally occurring genetic divergences already present in cats." Doing so does no harm to the cats in any way, the company reports. By focusing on these genetic divergences, a little monster can occur that is perfect for cat-allergy sufferers.

For the moola, you get a 12-week old little monster, all shots, alteration, microchip identifier, allergy testing in your home, vet check, nail caps, one year guarantee. There's an additional $995 due eight weeks prior to delivery in order for the little monster to travel to your home by a specialized private jet courier instead of a commercial airline.

Because the interest is tremendous, the wait is two to three years. And what you get is what you get. No color or gender picking options. However, if you can't wait that long, for an additional $1,950, you can get an Allerca kitty faster!

I can just imagine some of you getting wild ideas about this time. I'm going to check your sites. You better not be seeing green and start posting yourself as being allergy free and adoptable for $3,950!